Camping Trip From Hell

; As you know we all went camping this weekend. Well to start it off Elena decided to tag along...... In case you don't know she stole my boy friend in California then ran over my foot. I had to wear a cast for 6 months and watch her prance around with him. Hey whore she ever so nicely said, Your calling me the whore I asked. Just shut-up she said I rolled my eyes at her and and got in the car. I threw my sleeping bag in the back and Pony's who has forgiven me for the Britney Spears comment. And we listened to Darry's instruction on what not to do on this trip lecture witch I didn't hear a word of then we were on our way to the lake. When we got there we found a reserved property that was just perfect for us right by the lake.So we changed the reserved sign to open and put their reserved sign somewhere else. We were trying to pitch the tent and it didn't go so well. Then Steve stepped on the things that held the tent up, and broke them. What the he'll did you that for I yelled. It's not my fault they were under my foot. I wanted to strangle but I resisted because is one of my best friends. Well let's start the camp fire since were sleeping on the ground tonight I said, so we were trying to get it to light and Two-Bit pulled out the little yellow bottle of lighter fluid. Me and Kit exchanged a look and laughed. But Two-Bit put a little to much in the fire and caught Pony-Boys Britney spear magazine on fire. He was heart broken of course but I kind of laughed. So after we got the fire back under control Elena was a going on about the bugs and how she found a tick on her and wanted it checked out asap. So Chase walked her down to the camp nurse to have a look. After that we made s'mores and Pony's caught on fire and he tried to shake it to put it out but instead it just flew off the stick and on to his head. He has a nice little bald spot now. After the attack of the flaming marshmallow we decided to go night kayaking . Kit stayed back because you know she's pregnant. Witch I am delighted about beyond extent. Any ways me and Steve had a double kayak, and we had know Idea what the hell we were doing witch explains why we were lost after 30 minutes. Steve then saw a water snake and flipped out witch flipped the kayak. What the hell I yelled at him. Once we got on to the river bank, I was gasping for my breath and we had no idea where the hell we were. The lantern was toast after it plunged into the water. So we began to walk up the creek. I don't know where the hell we are Steve muttered. Neither do we I sighed we were lost. You got a compass girl scout Steve asked. Yeah I do but it's filled with water because someone was afraid of a little old snake. He glared at me then continued walking. After a bout an hour we sat on a tree stump. So you wanna sleep here he asked no I want to get back to the camp sight I muttered. So do I he sighed. So we got up and continued walking. Then I didn't see a branch and caught my foot under it and fell. Ow I screamed, Steve quickly rushed over to my aid and knelt down beside me. He examined my ankle, I think you twisted it he said. Damn I said trying to hold back the pain. Then he scoped me up in his arms and we continued or he continued to walk. After a while he sat down on a log with me still in his arms. I was really tired by now and so was he then I heard him snoring so I drifted to sleep to. When we woke up at sunset I nudged Steve with my elbow and woke him up well let's get going he said ok I answered yawning from the lack of sleep. Can you walk he asked, I don't know let me try I muttered so I got up and as soon as I put weight on it I crumbled to the ground in pain. Ok he said scooping me up, you won't be able to walk for a couple of days. Great I muttered as he was walking we came across a fox. He looked odd and mangy and was foaming at the mouth. So I nudged Steve in the ribs before I knew It I was in a firemen's carry and Steve was running like Forrest Gump in Vietnam. If you have ever been in a firemen's carry then you know it is not comfortable at all. plus my ankle was killing me. When we reached the creek we decided we had lost the damn fox. Then a cano floated past us carrying Two-Bit he helped load me into the cano and then we went back to the camp. When we got back we answered every ones questions I got my ankle wrapped and we played on the little people playground well I just sat on the swing but Steve sat with me. It was a horrible camping trip, but I find myself wanting to go again or maybe twist my ankle again if you get what I'm saying.

Damn Flowers

  So I just got home and my head is banging because of the damn homecoming carnations they were selling. So today Cherry was wearing her hair in a bob style! That part of my day was good. But then the damn flowers came out and my sinuses went nuts. But every one was making fun of the bitch in her bob. I laughed my ass off for hours. But she's rich so mommy and daddy are are gonna fix the bitches head with extensions. But im  gonna throw them in the toilet when she goes to take her gym shower. But anyways I made part of her hair into a key chain for my satchel just to piss he off. And it worked because when she saw it she flipped and stomped into the bathroom. poor little priss. Any ways my gym teachers a fuckin fagot. Then I came home and watched my taped young and the restless and guess what PATTYS back. Imagine my shock then me Kit Two-bit, Steve, Dimitri, Jelly, Chase, his girl friend, Pony, Brooke all decided to go.....wait for it.... CAMPING! so that should be a joy were a bout to leave now so YAYYY!

School and bitches go togeather so well

   So I managed to push off the first day of school till today when I was told by Darry I had to. He nearly had to drag me out of bed then he threatened me with the bucket of cold water so I hauled ass out of the bed. I looked in my closet and pulled out my Valley View High School shirt I looked it over. I was  considering  wearing it. Then I threw it back in there and pulled out my blue top a pair of flairs and my Sperry's. I brushed my teeth and did my hair and makeup and layed on the couch. Then Pony-boy came out, come on Fizzle lets go he said. I drug myself off the couch and plopped into my car. Then Pony-boy took it upon himself to get into the passenger side of my car. I glared at him I am not your ride to school Pony-boy I said. Yeah you are Darry said hitting the side my car. Then the door handle came off I moaned your cars falling apart Pony-boy chirped I smiled then stuck my middle finger so nicely up at him. Then I hopped out of the car and threw it in the back. Then I started to school. When we got there Pony-boy went off with his friends and I leaned on my car and took out a cigaret to relax me. I'm not a smoke house I only smoke maybe once a week or to relax me. You shouldn't smoke on school grounds you know a peppy little red haired cheerleader said. I glared at her for a moment then I dropped the cigaret and put it out with my foot. Good job she said, I could have smacked her but I resisted from doing so. Instead I called her a preppy ass bitch that could rot in hell for all I care. Then she just huffed and continued bitching down the yellow brick road. I laughed and grabbed my satchel and continued into the school. I walked down the hall to my classroom, when I walked in that same preppy ass bitch was in there. I think your lost this class is for accelerated people she snorted like the pig she is. Know I think your mistaken you stuck up bitch not only am I a hood not only do I smoke but also I'm smart and most likely smarter than you I said then I gave her one of my your such a bitch smile. Then the teacher walked in and looked at me Ms. fizzle I believe she said, the one and the only I replied. She rolled her eyes and told me to take my seat. I looked around and the only seat open was the one behind the preppy cheerleader. I plopped down, hey best buddy I chipped she turned a gave me a look, you shouldn't hold your face like that I said it might freeze. She rolled her eyes and turned around, after that was over I had to go to chemistry and the bitch wasn't there. Then the rest of the day went by and I went out to my car where the bitch was keying it. I had her down in two seconds flat, then I considered punching her, but instead I pulled out my knife and cut all that red hair off. I had parked my car across from the school so it wasn't on school grounds but the only person who saw was Pony-boy. She didn't scream because I shoved a ball of paper in her mouth. She tried to fight me but it didn't work. Now don't think I'm crazy but know one keys my car and gets away with it. But  a bitch is a bitch and deserves what she gets. Then she got up ran away crying and Pony-boy didnt talk to me the whole way home. I did my home work and went to the movies.

That little yellow bottle

 Well a good place to start would be when I was getting settled in my new room. I remember the room well, mainly because it was where me and Kit hung out when we were kids. I glanced in the closet and it was still there Fizz+Kit= BFF. Corny I know but we were 9, then I began to remember all we use to do in there. Then I glanced toward the foot rug, it couldn't be I thought. I pulled it back and it was. The big black mark on the floor, I laughed and ran my hand over it. I remember we were out of milk and we began to think of what we could substitute it with. Then we ran out on the porch and looked, we both saw the yellow bottle by the grill. It had a flame on it so we thought it was suitable for cooking. So we pored it into the mix, it smelled awful and then we popped it into the easy bake oven. Two minutes later a game of go fish was interrupted by a blaze. We through down the cards and ran out. FIRE we yelled then we heard an oh shit and Kits dad put it out. What the hell were you two doing he asked. Well we didn't have milk so we used the stuff by the grill we explained, it all made perfect sense to us. He put his hand over his face and shook his head and just sat down in his chair and turned on the game. We went in her room again and but the smell quickly chased us out. Then we discovered kits favorite barbie doll was burned to. I wonder why we didn't get easy bake ovens for the holiday's we asked. We learned a very important lesson that day Lighter fluid doesn't substitute milk.

Being Jewish

Well yesterday was Yom Kippur, I was getting settled in my room (witch I will tell you about later). And Darry called me and Ponyboy for dinner. I looked at the clock and realized I couldn't eat, whats the matter Darry said you should be hungry. Trust me I am I muttered, then why aren't you going to eat he asked. Yom Kippur I said you have seemed to forgot I'm Jewish. Yom ka what Pony asked with a mouth full of food, now I had to explain. Yom Kippur means "Day Of Atonement", it is a day set aside to"afflict the soul". Yom Kippur occurs on the tenth day of "Tishri". Tish what asked Ponyboy looking completely lost, No work can occur this day I explained also you cant eat or drink a thing. You also cant bathe, have any sexual relations, also anoiting ones body like wearing deodorant or make up. You also cant wear leather shoes. Also its customary to wear white, witch symbolizes purity and calls to mind the promise of our sins shall be made white as snow. Some people wear a kittel, the white robe in which the dead are buried. Before Yo Kippur you are suppose to try to correct the sins you committed against another I exaplained. Does this mean we get to play with the dreidle Ponyboy asked,I narrowed my eyes at him its not Hanukkah yet I muttered. Someones hungry and grumpy he said. That reminds me, Darry is there a synagogue near, ummmm your parents use to go to one 40 miles away he said oh I said well I guess I'll miss it this year I said. So you don't believe in Jesus Ponyboy cut in. I glared at him really wanting to hurt him but I just corrected my sins no need to have another one before the holiday is over. No I said we dont. Oh why he asked Pony I think that's enough Darry cut in. Then 2 hours later I could eat finally. Now I have to prepare for sukkot oh the holidays never end.

A new home a new start.

Well today I pulled up to the Dx gas station, and someone came lollygagging out the door none other than Soda of course. He's grown up a lot since  I moved. He walked up to my car with a puzzled look on his face, Do I know you he asked. I leaned back on my car trying not to crack a smile. Well I pushed you into a lake some years ago but FIZZLE before I knew it he had me in a bear hug. How have you been he asked. Better I said, he knew about my parents word gets around somehow. How old are you now he asked 17 I said. And your ditching school on your senior year he remarked. Well not senior Junior I'm a year down because my birthdays on Christmas. Oh yeah he said I remember that so why are you back. I need a home because I'm not nice enough for foster care. Oh where are you planning to stay? I smiled an evil smile, Your place I said. Well my place or Darry's he asked. Oh I said you moved out good for you. I just didn't move out he proudly said I got married  and had a kid. I find it amazing how only the bad news travels but you never hear about the good news -_-. Well then I hope it was in that order I remarked ( I kind of have a smart mouth and swear like sailor). Of course but you'll have to talk to Darry ok where do you guys live. You mean you don't remember he said. Well I'm sorry if I'm not a damn GPS. Touchy he said just shut up and show me I laughed. Then he looked over my car, rusty he said, hey it could be worse I said true he shrugged. It looks fixable he said. I know its fixable and I would have done it myself if I had the time or money. Still touchy he said shaking his head, I rolled my eyes trying not to laugh. What color d o you want to do it in he asked. Red with the white and matching interior. Nice, yeah anyways where does he live, right around the corner ok well I'll be seeing you yeah he said. And the house was not right around the corner I was lost. Then I saw some idiot with a mickey mouse shirt on.. Do you know where the Curtis house is I asked. Who you looking for Darry? Yeah I said. Don't you think your a little young for him. I laughed I just need a place to stay. He still looked puzzled no surprise. Whats your name Fizzle I remarked. You pushed Soda in the lake he hollered making a scene. Yeah I did ( It must be what I'm famous for) sorry about your parents he said. Yeah I am to, but wheres the house. Take a ummmm he quickly took out his cell phone and called Kitkat. Hey I'm wondering what the directions are for your house, I know its not your house any more but, because someones asking, Fizzle, yeah she's back she needs a place to stay, yeah ok  she said you take a left then a right and its the yellow house. Thanks I said nice seeing you. Then I finally found it and kit was waiting outside. Fizzle she yelled before I knew it she was hugging me and nearly knocked me down. How are you she asked. Better I said and you married she said. Two-bit I 'm guessing. Yeah she said, remember when we were best friends and did every thing together she said. Yeah we should start doing that again I said. We should, Darry's on there waiting so you should go talk to him. Ok see you later, cant wait she said then I walked into the house and he was sitting in his chair reading the paper and I could of sworn it was his father. Hey he smiled, he got out of the chair and walked over to the door. Nice house I said, yeah and I guess your living in it aren't you. I smiled and hugged him thanks I screamed. I'll help with your stuff he said ok I yelled. Well things are finally starting to look up for me they just better stay that way.

Well here I go....

 I loaded the last of my things into my hand me down car from my grandfather. Leaving California was easier than expected, there was nothing left for me there. My father had died in a car accident 6 months ago and my mother of cancer 3 months ago. Now the social workers are trying to put me in foster care and that just isn't going to work. I took one last look at the palm trees and well I was off to Tulsa. I remember living there when i was a kid, I loved it there when I think of home I think of there. We had to move because my father got layed of and he had a friend in California who could get him a good job so we left. My mother was good friends with the Curtis family, we use to have dinner in the park every Friday night. I remember pushing Soda into the pond, he looked like a drown rat. The day my mother got diagnosed with cancer was the day that Mr.&Mrs. Curtis were killed in an auto wreck. When my mother got word she was devastated that's when the cancer became real to her I remember her just sitting there and starring at the wall for hours. Then 6 months ago she asked my father to go out to the store to get her some ice cream, he would do anything for his family so he got up out of his chair and left. We got a call 30 minutes later saying he was hit head on by a tractor trailer, he died at the scene. after that my mother lost all will to live. She didn't even go to the funeral she just sat there staring at that damn wall. She stopped responding to treatment and died in her bed 3 months later. But I'm Ready to to move on and to start a new chapter in my life. So watch out Tulsa because you've never seen a Fizzle before so you better be ready!