Camping Trip From Hell

; As you know we all went camping this weekend. Well to start it off Elena decided to tag along...... In case you don't know she stole my boy friend in California then ran over my foot. I had to wear a cast for 6 months and watch her prance around with him. Hey whore she ever so nicely said, Your calling me the whore I asked. Just shut-up she said I rolled my eyes at her and and got in the car. I threw my sleeping bag in the back and Pony's who has forgiven me for the Britney Spears comment. And we listened to Darry's instruction on what not to do on this trip lecture witch I didn't hear a word of then we were on our way to the lake. When we got there we found a reserved property that was just perfect for us right by the lake.So we changed the reserved sign to open and put their reserved sign somewhere else. We were trying to pitch the tent and it didn't go so well. Then Steve stepped on the things that held the tent up, and broke them. What the he'll did you that for I yelled. It's not my fault they were under my foot. I wanted to strangle but I resisted because is one of my best friends. Well let's start the camp fire since were sleeping on the ground tonight I said, so we were trying to get it to light and Two-Bit pulled out the little yellow bottle of lighter fluid. Me and Kit exchanged a look and laughed. But Two-Bit put a little to much in the fire and caught Pony-Boys Britney spear magazine on fire. He was heart broken of course but I kind of laughed. So after we got the fire back under control Elena was a going on about the bugs and how she found a tick on her and wanted it checked out asap. So Chase walked her down to the camp nurse to have a look. After that we made s'mores and Pony's caught on fire and he tried to shake it to put it out but instead it just flew off the stick and on to his head. He has a nice little bald spot now. After the attack of the flaming marshmallow we decided to go night kayaking . Kit stayed back because you know she's pregnant. Witch I am delighted about beyond extent. Any ways me and Steve had a double kayak, and we had know Idea what the hell we were doing witch explains why we were lost after 30 minutes. Steve then saw a water snake and flipped out witch flipped the kayak. What the hell I yelled at him. Once we got on to the river bank, I was gasping for my breath and we had no idea where the hell we were. The lantern was toast after it plunged into the water. So we began to walk up the creek. I don't know where the hell we are Steve muttered. Neither do we I sighed we were lost. You got a compass girl scout Steve asked. Yeah I do but it's filled with water because someone was afraid of a little old snake. He glared at me then continued walking. After a bout an hour we sat on a tree stump. So you wanna sleep here he asked no I want to get back to the camp sight I muttered. So do I he sighed. So we got up and continued walking. Then I didn't see a branch and caught my foot under it and fell. Ow I screamed, Steve quickly rushed over to my aid and knelt down beside me. He examined my ankle, I think you twisted it he said. Damn I said trying to hold back the pain. Then he scoped me up in his arms and we continued or he continued to walk. After a while he sat down on a log with me still in his arms. I was really tired by now and so was he then I heard him snoring so I drifted to sleep to. When we woke up at sunset I nudged Steve with my elbow and woke him up well let's get going he said ok I answered yawning from the lack of sleep. Can you walk he asked, I don't know let me try I muttered so I got up and as soon as I put weight on it I crumbled to the ground in pain. Ok he said scooping me up, you won't be able to walk for a couple of days. Great I muttered as he was walking we came across a fox. He looked odd and mangy and was foaming at the mouth. So I nudged Steve in the ribs before I knew It I was in a firemen's carry and Steve was running like Forrest Gump in Vietnam. If you have ever been in a firemen's carry then you know it is not comfortable at all. plus my ankle was killing me. When we reached the creek we decided we had lost the damn fox. Then a cano floated past us carrying Two-Bit he helped load me into the cano and then we went back to the camp. When we got back we answered every ones questions I got my ankle wrapped and we played on the little people playground well I just sat on the swing but Steve sat with me. It was a horrible camping trip, but I find myself wanting to go again or maybe twist my ankle again if you get what I'm saying.